"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development."

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches."

"He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle."

"If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me."

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."

"He appears to have been weened on a pickle."

"I believe, and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer."

"True dignity is never gained by place, and never lost when honors are withdrawn"

"All really great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction."

"The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature."

"Change does not necessarily assure progress, but progress implacably requires change. Education is essential to change, for education creates both new wants and the ability to satisfy them."

"Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else."