"O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven;It hath the primal eldest curse upon 't, A brother's murder."

"How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees."

"I will be correspondent to command, And do my spiriting gently."

"When he shall die, take him and cut him out in little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine, that all the world will be in love with night, and pay no worship to the garish sun."

"Gold is worse poison to a man's soul, doing more murders in this loathsome world, than any mortal drug."

"We have some salt of our youth in us."

"PASSPORT, n. A document treacherously inflicted upon a citizen going abroad, exposing him as an alien and pointing him out for special reprobation and outrage."

"The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythicals beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out."

"God is a concept by which we measure our pain."

"It often requires more courage to dare to do right than to fear to do wrong."

"In one celebrated incident, 300 members of Church of the New Song requested $6000 worth of filet mignon and Harvey's Bristol Cream for a crucial religious ceremony at the federal prison in Atlanta."

"I can have oodles of charm when I want to."