"People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which they love is true."

"Open your mouth and purse cautiously; and your stock of wealth and reputation shall, at least in repute, be great."

"Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie."

"The world is proof that God is a committee."

"Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense."

"We cannot be too earnest, too persistent, too determined, about living superior to the herd-instinct."

"When he is best, he is a little worse than a man; and when he is worst, he is a little better than a beast."

"In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice."

"Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know He is."

"All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one Workman; and however we deceive ourselves, as dear unto God is the poor peasant as the mighty prince."

"Enjoy things which are pleasant; that is not the evil: it is the reducing of our moral self to slavery by them that is."

"Absolute power is the power to destroy."