"The courage to imagine the otherwise is our greatest resource, adding color and suspense to all our life."

"Never complain. Never explain."

"Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day."

"The world is proof that God is a committee."

"Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all- the apathy of human beings."

"Energy is that amazing feeling that comes to life inside of you when you鈥檙e happy and believe in yourself."

"The state is the great ficticious entity by which everyone seeks to live at the expense of everyone else."

"Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage."

"The goal of all life is death."

"While I am not a fan of corporal punishment, I am not a fan of his friends Major Nuisance or General Disturbance."

"I guess each of us, at some time, finds one person with whom we are compelled toward absolute honesty, one person whose good opinion of us becomes a substitute for the broader opinion of the world."

"I celebrate myself, and sing myself."