"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"I exhort you also to take part in the great combat, which is the combat of life, and greater than every other earthly combat."

"There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2."

"A woman's place is in the wrong."

"You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough."

"Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome."

"She had fortunately always her appetite for news. The pure flame of the disinterested burned in her cave of treasures as a lamp in a Byzantine vault."