"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"The most efficient labor-saving device is still money."

"Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing as a bastard."

"A man of understanding has lost nothing, if he has himself."

"The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas."

"The pleasure of love is in loving."

"It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars."