"The Office does not sanctify the holder of it."

"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."

"Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you--if you don't play, you can't win."

"That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed."

"Specialization is for insects."

"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."

"I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow."

"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."

"The power of illustrative anecdotes often lies not in how well they present reality, but in how well they reflect the core beliefs of their audience."

"An actor is at most a poet and at least an entertainer."

"It's not my Goddamn planet! Understand, Monkey-Boy?"

"The thing is to become a master and in your old age to acquire the courage to do what children did when they knew nothing."