"Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one."

"The tipping custom originated in England when small sums were dropped into a box marked T.I.P.S. --TO INSURE PROMPT SERVICE."

"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship."

"Nothing important can be taught, only learned."

"No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living."

"On a group of theories one can found a school; but on a group of values one can found a culture, a civilization, a new way of living together among men."

"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion."

"The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain."

"Education alone can conduct us to that enjoyment which is, at once, best in quality and infinite in quantity."

"Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax."

"The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught."

"He was burned, so he ran into the bamboo grove, but the grove caught fire."