"Everyone is wise until he speaks."

"It's no use carrying an umbrella if your shoes are leaking."

"A turkey never voted for an early Christmas."

"May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty."

"A diplomat must always think twice before he says nothing."

"Give away all you like, but keep your bills and your temper."

"Golf is the most fun I've ever had, with my clothes on."

"I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on."

"History is bunk."

"When we say 'War is over if you want it,' we mean that if everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, we'd have peace."

"At least when I was govenor, cocaine was expensive."

"Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him."