"Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live."

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."

"Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast."

"It's the company, not the cooking, that makes a meal."

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."

"There is no love sincerer than the love of food."

"I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient."

"Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are."

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"

"Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good."