"We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France."

"The person who is waiting for something to turn up might start with their shirt sleeves."

"Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space. The best thing you can do it to know yourself... know what you want."

"Successful men are defined by thier actions; Unsuccessful men are defined by actions not taken."

"Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances."

"The universe is made of stories, not of atoms."

"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned."

"Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything."

"Give what you have. To some it may be better than you dare think."

"Women are the glue that hold our day-to-day world together."

"Peace is the happy, natural state of man; war corruption, his disgrace."

"Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it."