"Even writers need relief from words."

"The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada."

"And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and he shall grow small in thy mirrors."

"If there is no worker involvement, there is no quality system."

"Love is two minutes fifty-two seconds of squishing noises. It shows your mind isn't clicking right."

"Usability is like oxygen -- you never notice it until it is missing..."

"When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get them, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either."

"Like the bee, we should make our industry our amusement."

"Forgiveness is the key to happiness."

"Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent."

"To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming, is the only end of life."

"You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose."